Gosology

Before any time existed, there was a nerd. His name? Dave. Dave made a school project – eight protoverses on his laptop. He coded them along with the pineappleon his desk. Dave lives in an apartment with the professor, a white-haired man making a living with selling and cooking meth. The eight protoverse was stolen by Dave’s brother Vave. Vave and the dragonfruit, which you must not mention loud, sold the protoverse to the darkweb.

Protoverses are the last stadiums that verses can have. The smallest are Universes. We live in a Universe. For us, it is unbelievable huge. But the Universe is just a part of billions and trillions of Universes in a big Multiverse. Imagine billions of bubbles. All of them – again in one big bubble. But a multiverse is also only a bubble filled with Universes. There are again trillions of multiverses – in a megaverse – again, a bigger bubble. So, the megaverse is just a part of the gigaverse and so on. You will come across the Yottaverse, the Box, the Omniverse, … more than G64^G64^Omega stages until you reach the last one – the protoverse.

Dave’s world was coded by CJ on a cell phone who lives in a container. But beyond this matrix-stages is the Eindity. The first step is the TABLE. Behind the TABLE is the PAN, the CHAIR, … and they are all secured by the furniture store. One of 100 furniture shops. Ours is owned by Kolinguff-183. There are 200 Kolninguffs and all the even numbered own ice cream shops, while all the odd numbered own furniture stores. Behind the Kolninguffs you will leave the ground floor of the skyscraper we call reality (and nothing). Much is not known, but on top of the skyscraper you will find an endless ocean. Somewhere on this ocean is a turtle with a tiki bar on it. This turtle is the last step. But there are many Skyscrapers build every second and turtles are born – but from who? Hilde and Gerhard. The absolutely last step. An old couple. Their company creates realities outside nothing and something. We cannot know anything beyond.

Back to Dave. One day, Dave’s algorithm created a sound-error. A file so corrupted, it flew throug the verses for more than 10^2^100^3^1000^4^? years. It ended up on the moon Phobos. Marses bigger moon. It came to life an destracted all the mars animals. Yes, there are animals on Mars. Some are Optigami, Hosaas, Pluesch, … and the most important one: Sefgos. Sefgos is a tree-like god. Inside of Mars is a giant colony of Sefgosses called the MCGU (Multi-Connected Gos Unity). They are omni-angry. One day, when enough anger is collected, the day Gossos Megamophorsos will come. Together with the Sefgosses that moved to Uranus, the Gos Unity will infect and destroy our local Universe without any mercy. They were very, very mad about the loud sound that this file produced.

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So, they decided to kick this cracked audio file and shoot it right to the most hated planet – Earth. On Earth, it landed in a small town. In a region called Europe. Next to the Slovenian and Italian borders in a state called Carinthia – Fischl. Fischl is a part of Klagenfurt. In Fischl – in the Fischlpark in the pond – this file suddenly converted into a dark and ugly force and it infected a handfull of people around the globe. All of them are forced to extract this audio files at some point in their life. They wear helmets to protect themselves from this amplitudes. And so, Aki Streeter was the first person to be infected – and the horrible era began.